I wish upon a star
but nikon doesn't hear me.
It's too busy pixelmaking
and, besides, I only have the d1
not the flagship anymore.
The damn pixels are winning the war.
HELP!
Stop this madness!
Release my shutter!

I am becoming pixelated and
my eCards are being chewed up by Lexar.
iTalk iChat iPhoto and still
it's not enough!
Even iMovie
reduces me to bibble
in the face of iDVD stuff.
I am being Adobe'd to death
and dreamweaver is of absolutely
no help!

G-a-s-p, Galbraith --
Can you jpeg 2000 me before
I byte the dust?!
Are your actions worth your salt?
If not I will just have to flash
someone's mx which won't
be a pretty sight.
And then I'll really be toast.
Not even a keynote.
Why, I'll be forced to euroconvert
(iSynch I'm sunk).